So now, my daughter, you've taken the step,
And now you have
him all to yourself,
But let me give you some advice,
On
how to keep him that way.
Be his mother, his daughter and
girlfriend,
Pamper and spoil him when you can,
Be hard and
scold if it demands
And need him when you need a friend.
Be
his companion, his lover and admirer,
Even to the early morning
light,
And love him like a devil,
When his needs demand.
Be
his cook, his advisor and his promoter,
In whatever way you
can,
And do give him surprises,
When his moral is on its
way down.
Be his playgirl, his call-girl or wife,
As and
when his desires arise,
And don't get caught in routine,
And
you'll be THE HAPPIEST BRIDE.
Posted: 2007-06-22 09:24:29